Ever wonder what my blog might be like if it was actually funny? Well, ponder no longer, dear friends, for today I bring you … Seanbaby.com !
Unless you had a subscription to Electronic Gaming Monthly, like my college roommate Jeff, or are a regular reader of Cracked.com, you may not know who, or indeed what, Seanbaby is, which is frankly unacceptable.
Whether it’s decrying the existence of abominable video games or terrible instructional videos, or simply just rewriting old comic book advertisements (see right), his hyper-critical writing style is a lot like gonorrhoea: it’s catchy!
No, but seriously, you may develop a slight burning sensation when you pee after reading.
Seanbaby also seems to have his finger planted firmly
on the pulse beneath the testiballs of the internet, asking it to turn its head and cough under the pretence of a routine checkup, while really just fondling the shit out of it. It’s good clean fun for the whole family!
Case in point, the following little gem. It’s another old comic to undergo a “re-immaginationsean,” and it’s … well … just see for yourself.
… and THIS …
And then, just when you think the magic is gone from this world, Seanbaby slakes your interwebs thirst with a golden shower of hidden treasures. But, as a man far greater than myself once said, you don’t have to take my word for it! Observe and be blessed in his bounty!
Bitches LOVE magic – Exhibit A: “I’m not a weirdo.”
Bitches LOVE Magic – Exhibit B: Your moustache/hair combo is MAGIC!
I’d just like to take this time to thank Dear Baby Jesus for the Internet, and for prophets like Seanbaby, who are out there every day in the trenches, fighting the good byte.
If you’re reading this … you ARE the Stevolution.